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Hulk Review Written by Hulk Critic

Unfortunately the Hulk has fallen victim to a rather harsh critic from The Guardian.   The critic was so angry at the film that they themselves turned into a hulk like creature while writing the review.

"Hulk. Smash!" Yes. Hulk. Smash. Yes. Smash. Big Hulk smash. Smash cars. Buildings. Army tanks. Hulk not just smash. Hulk also go rarrr! Then smash again. Smash important, obviously. Smash Hulk's USP. What Hulk smash most? Hulk smash all hope of interesting time in cinema. Hulk take all effort of cinema, effort getting babysitter, effort finding parking, and Hulk put great green fist right through it. Hulk crush all hopes of entertainment. Hulk in boring film. Film co-written by star. Edward Norton. Norton in it. Norton write it. Norton not need gamma-radiation poisoning to get big head. Thing is: Hulk head weirdly small. Compared with rest of big green body.

I haven't seen the movie myself but I'm still just incredibly confused why there even is a new Hulk movie after we had one a few years back that wasn't that good.   The last super hero movie I enjoyed in a long time was Iron Man, and Tony Stark has a 10 second cameo in the new Hulk movie from what I hear... but that might not be enough to potentially save this movie.   Especially when it has to go up against Marky Mark's "The Happening" where he finally has a show down with the forces of death itself.   Now that sounds awesome.
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